Areli's Jokes


Pony ask for water ?

French people ?

Pig what do you call a pig that does karate?

sea say to sand

How do you divide an ocean in half?

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Pony ask for water

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water ?

It was a little horse.


(https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/corny-jokes-rcna54407)

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French people

Why do French people eat snails ?

They don't like fast food.


(https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)

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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):

smallcartoon

(fromhttps://www.google.com/imgres?q=minion%20cartoon%20drawing&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fartprojectsforkids.org%2Fwp- )

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Pig What do you call a pig that does karate ?

A pork chop.


(From https://www.womansday.com/life/entertainment/a38635408/corny-jokes/ )

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sea say to sand

What did the ocean say to the sand ?.

Nothing - it justed waved.


(from https://www.womansday.com/life/entertainment/a38635408/corny-jokes/)

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How do you divide an ocean in half ?

Use a sea saw.


sea

(fromhttps://rangerrick.org/games-jokes/jokes/?srsltid=AfmBOorEugin1I7VgAIs6s-sO4SHVzWPhL68vUhl5WF7WLCO16wshwdE )

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